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  Witness Speak: the worst of collection

  by grumblecakes in

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  so we all know the jw vocabulary is a weird one.

  what words or phrases bugged you the most?.

  a few of mine:.

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  Heard it said a few times at the end of a big assembly that the next convention when we meet might be in the New World.
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  Witness Speak: the worst of collection

  by grumblecakes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so we all know the jw vocabulary is a weird one.

  what words or phrases bugged you the most?.

  a few of mine:.

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  edmond dantes

  He or she is not "strong in the truth "

  You are not a Witness unless you are Witnessing.

  It's been mentioned previously but the phrase' heavy petting is wrong during courtship' always made me say Oh Eck ! whenever it was mentioned.

  We don't believe in luck.

  Heard quite often, " it's not your question that's bothering me it's why are you questioning "

  Spritual indegestion especially after trying to figure out new light.

  Heard on a few occasions "Who needs money more than the Society "

  Just to cover the cost of the printing.

  Spiritually weak.

  That book is a bit deep if you are new in the truth.

  Special Edition of the magazine.
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  A cautionary tale... the extremely beautiful sister and the worldly guy at the office

  by cedars in

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  2. beliefs

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-flmy8ltada.

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  Now brothers and sisters listen up we have more erotic fiction for you.

  Once upon a time an extremely handsome brother, who should have really been pioneering instead of trying to earn a living ,was sitting at his desk with his biceps exposed due to it being a very hot day so hot in fact that he had to roll his shirt sleeves right up, you know what I mean riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up . This hunk would not let anybody kick sand in his face down on the beach during a Kingdom picnic he had muscles to die for his cockles were not half bad either. Ocasionally on very hot and sweaty summer days he was allowed to go tie less with two top shirt buttons undone exposing three strands of chest hair..He was so attractive in all the right places that other worldly women and the occasional fella used to linger longer around his desk causing him to have sensual thoughts and temptaions beyond what other normal less endowed mortals like us have to endure.

  What to do ? What do do? He went home each evening and before he got into bed read his Watchtower 68 times he was going to make it 69 times but that number caused him to have more bad thoughts. He lay in bed under his sheets which now resembeld a big top at a circus tent and suddenly realised what he was doing wrong .The fact of the matter became clear the brothers needed to read scripture to him and on this thought he turned the light off turned over and went straight to sleep problem solved.
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  What song or line from a song bests describes your time as a JW?????

  by karter in

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  waisted days and waisted nites.. freddy fender..

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  " It's only make believe " Conway Twitty
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  SAD news about OOMPA......

  by redredrose in

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  2. friends

  our friend, oompa, has passed away.

  just recieved the news a couple of hours ago, and have almost no details.

  it happened today or yesterday, he took his own life.

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  Very sad news R.I.P. OOMPA can't help thinking that the Watchtower Orgs. policy played it's part in contributing to this very sad ending it certainly didn't help that's for sure.
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  Billions of dead, possibly killed by divine radiation, all of whom will need to be buried... Gerrit Losch predicts the future!

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've finally turned my attentions away from anthony morris iii (just for the time being!

  ) and done a video about another governing body member... gerrit losch.. in this video, taken from a 2008 talk (given in sydney, australia), gerrit gives us his grim predictions for the future.... .

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4bl_hzhjzm.

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  Jehovahs Witnesses greatest achievement is about to commence so get ready to start up your diggers crank up the bulldozers and sing a Kingdom melody as you breathe in the stench of diesel smoke and rotting flesh. First prize goes to the Witness who recognises the bodies of children who lived in the same street as the burial party.

  My eyes have seen the gory !!! Talking about bodies will the G.Body be doing any of the outrageous covering up of this illegal mass extermination spree . Me thinks this is a crime scene.

  By the way they will tell you when they come knocking that it must be true because it's in the Bible.
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  5 Reasons Why the DEAF Masturbation Video is different than anything before...

  by BluePill2 in

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  2. friends

  as some of you have noticed the asl video warning against masturbation (another guilt trip) is creating waves.

  this is not small fry.

  1. it is humorous - most topics (like other policies) are serious/depressing (blood, shunning, pedos).

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  If there is a judical convened for a deaf person with allegations being made say for instance of fornication does someone have to sign the evidence of the act and then sign for the defense because it could become very animated and not to mention very confusing to the commitee.
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  Mature Dating UK - Surely this isn't for real.

  by cofty in

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  this advert appears every time i click on the active topics link.

  please make it stop.... .

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  I know what you mean it's annoying especially when my wife asks " reading anything interesting dear?"
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  Watchtower vid on new headquarters plans

  by cedars in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  many of you will remember the august 15th 2012 watchtower article in which guy pierce admitted that the governing body was uncertain of jehovah's will regarding the plans to move the world headquarters upstate, but were pressing ahead anyway.. for those unfamiliar, here is my article on the subject.... http://ex-jw.com/governing-body-admits-doubts-over-new-headquarters-plans.

  now there is a video promoting the move on the link below.... http://www.jw.org/en/news/by-region/americas/united-states/video-clip-warwick-plans/.

  you'll notice there's no narration, just images of the site put to music.

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  It looks as if Ben Elton is part of the project management team then!
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  ABOUT TERRY

  by Quentin in

  1. jw
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  terry was admitted to the hospital yesterday.

  he has a severe case of cellulites which has affected his neck glands.

  his face and neck are very swollen.

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  Terry sorry to hear about your ill health hang on in there and get well soon we are all routing for you we need you . You are very much in our thoughts good luck mate.